Q: How do I buy a Doll Chateau doll?
A: Don't.
Q: Can I marry Cheby?
A: no.
Q: Is Rio gainfully employed?
A: Absolutely not.
Q: Someone is posting your doll on 4chan!
A: Almost definitely not me! (it was me)
Q: How do you pronounce Pafnuty?
A: It's very fun to say!