wow how does this hot dude have no gf??
After many years of pain and loneliness, Pafnuty has been given the gift of early wizard powers at the age of 25. He can lift and carry small items with his mind. He fears losing these powers and will turn down women because of it. If he makes it to 30, he'll definitely get to keep them, right?
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- nicknames: Cheby (no one can pronounce his first name), Pafa, Pacchan
- attitude: awful
- gaze: intense (if he even looks at you)
- living situation: with mother, squatting at the Draven mansion if fighting with his mother
- age: adult
- language: English
- nationality: American
- education: high school graduate (barely), skipped all his college classes and dropped out first semester
- occupation: part time barista at Top Hat Cafe
- hobbies: coffee, fountain pen collecting, oversharing online, doomscrolling
- superpower: levitation
- biggest mistake: marrying his cousin
- insecurities: all
- positive traits:
- height: 5'9.5"
- irl friend count: 2
- does not own a cell phone
- reddit username: /u/inkstainedaeropress
- fight style: fetal position
- scent: coffee, taurine, vape
favorite subreddits
- /r/atheism
- /r/mechanicalkeyboard
- /r/coffee
- /r/battlestations
- /r/livestreamfail
- /r/antiwork
likes
- well prepared coffee
- sympathy from strangers
- all forms of alcohol
- a well deserved day off (6 days a week)
- internet friends
- reading Italian mafia fiction
dislikes
- Chad
- talking to people
- his mom nagging
- modern day sluts (all females over the age of 12)
- getting out of bed
- going to work
- working
- talking to people at work
- why are all the good girls dating jerks?
- being touched
- eye contact
- chatty hairdressers
fountain pen collection
- E+M Contract Classic, White Bronze & Aged Oak, M inked in Diamine Oxblood
- Waldmann Tuscany Rose Gold, 18k M inked in Robert Oster Caffe Crema
- Danitrio Densho Houou (not inked, he's allergic to urushi)
- TBD inked in De Atramentis Pafnuty Lvovich Chebyshev
skillz
- going undetected
- brewing the perfect cup
relationships
Liam Draven: Cousins and very close friends! Both are bad at being accepted into the family.
Aloïs Verona: Pafnuty was not initially a fan of this genki boy, but came to enjoy his company. They have been friends since high school.
Elise Shannon: Cousins. Once friendly, Pafnuty has become openly antagonistic of her in recent years.
Rio: Friend or online cowtipper? Pafnuty lives rent free in Rio's mind.
Hina: They are not even remotely friends.
Volta: As teenagers, Pafnuty and Liam convinced themselves that Volta is a legitimate demon. Now as adults, they don't really talk, but Volta keeps kicking him out of the Draven mansion.
Lev Chebyshev: Father and Russian astronaut. He disappears often, but always sends cash home to his family. Pafnuty does not have a high opinion of his absentee father.
Grassy Knoll: The son of the owner of Top Hat Cafe. Pafnuty is forced into babysitting him sometimes. Pafnuty has not been able to wrap his head around how this child is a rabbit.
Draven: His maternal uncle. They are complete opposites and think each other are weird. Draven prefers that Pafnuty does not squat in his home.