It's men's fault. It's my fault. It's always our fault. Are they going to accuse you of raping them for looking at them too long? Is it sexual harrassment to speak to them? You can never win. The only choice is to not play. Women want no one less than a chad to approach them. Only the most attractive, handsome, rich man is worthy of their time. For the rest of us, women don't want anything more than our wallets. I have no money, so a woman would rather die than be near me. I don't meet their standards. I can't stand them. I hate women. Women want you to look at them. They want to reject you. They want a "real man", not whatever I am. They don't want me. I'm not even sure they consider me human. They look at me with disgust. I can see them laughing at me under their breath. Everything hurts. I can't stand it when they look at me. I failed at everything. No one wants me. I go to sleep knowing tomorrow will just be the same. They look at me but they can't see me. It hurts to be alive. I don't want to feel anymore. I can't deal with this anymore. All I can do is pass the time. Nothing brings me joy. Every day is exactly the same. Tomorrow, the next day, the week after, 20 years from now. It will all be the same. I'll just be sitting here waiting. All I can do is watch as life passes me by. There's no reason to get out of bed. No one wants to see me. I don't want to see them. No one needs me. No one is waiting for me. No one wants me. I have nothing to live for. The future is predetermined. Nothing will change that. I want to stop thinking about him. I want to forget he exists. She won't let me forget him. How could he abandon us? Just how little do we mean to him? He never cared about us. He's only pretending. He's only my father by blood, nothing more. How can she be so stupid? He doesn't love her. He doesn't love me. He won't even spend more than a few minutes with us. We mean nothing to him. Just a few words from him, and she's been tricked again. My father is a chad and my mother is a fool. She waits for him, day after day, but he never comes back. She's wasting her time. He's all she talks about. An astronaut? You can't seriously believe that, can you? Is there any proof? Anything? I'm so tired of listening to it. I wish he would die and free us. How could anyone love me? I'll never amount to anything. I've done nothing worthy of praise and never will. I'm not smart. I'm not funny. I'm only a waste of space. No one will ever love me. No one will ever love me. No one will ever love me. No one will ever love me. No one will ever love me. No one will ever love me. No one will ever love me. No one will ever love me. No one will ever love me. No one will ever love me. No one will ever love me. No one will ever love me. I want to be loved.

Пафнутий Львович Чебышев

wow how does this hot dude have no gf??

After many years of pain and loneliness, Pafnuty has been given the gift of early wizard powers at the age of 25. He can lift and carry small items with his mind. He fears losing these powers and will turn down women because of it. If he makes it to 30, he'll definitely get to keep them, right?

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Liam Draven: Cousins and very close friends! Both are bad at being accepted into the family.

Aloïs Verona: Pafnuty was not initially a fan of this genki boy, but came to enjoy his company. They have been friends since high school.

Elise Shannon: Cousins. Once friendly, Pafnuty has become openly antagonistic of her in recent years.

Rio: Friend or online cowtipper? Pafnuty lives rent free in Rio's mind.

Hina: They are not even remotely friends.

Volta: As teenagers, Pafnuty and Liam convinced themselves that Volta is a legitimate demon. Now as adults, they don't really talk, but Volta keeps kicking him out of the Draven mansion.

Lev Chebyshev: Father and Russian astronaut. He disappears often, but always sends cash home to his family. Pafnuty does not have a high opinion of his absentee father.

Grassy Knoll: The son of the owner of Top Hat Cafe. Pafnuty is forced into babysitting him sometimes. Pafnuty has not been able to wrap his head around how this child is a rabbit.

Draven: His maternal uncle. They are complete opposites and think each other are weird. Draven prefers that Pafnuty does not squat in his home.