short food + drink reviews

teas

Czar Nikolas II Nostalgia

i used to joke about this drink being nostalgic 15 years ago and now it is nostalgic. it tastes mostly like their normal black but has a flowery/strawberry taste

Czar Nikolas II Black

ryan can't stop drinking this

Romanov Tea Anastasia

so pretty, so rosy!

Tiesta Nutty Almond Cream

uh this is just honey bunches of oats with almonds. luckily i love honey bunches of oats with almonds.

Tiesta Blueberry Wild Child

i bought some "blueberry delight" at marketspice for a high price and then i found this which is almost exactly the same. good deal.

hot sauce / seasonings

Texas Pete

its the perfect hot sauce. i love cowboys.

tony charonie's

it says "great on everything" and it's not lying

lowry's seasoning spice

put it on your cottage cheese. trust me.

vegetables

broccoli

now this is a good one. i love to eat it

zucchini

i cut mine into strips and season them with tony charonie's and grease and bake them for 30 min at 400 degrees. i tell myself they are french fries.

green onions

quite good!!!! lately ive started cutting some up on my breakfasts

sweet onions

i will eat these raw

tomatoes

i dont really like these. heirloom tomatoes are good, but every day store bought tomatoes kinda suck. cherry tomatoes are only good because they're fun to eat

cauliflower

never really got into this one. tastes good when you cook it in vinegar but what doesnt?

fruits

peaches

it doesnt get better than this

bosc pears

ugly colored pears taste best. forget the other varieties!

pineapple

im sure we all know the controversial question "does pinapple belong on pizza?" the real answer is it doesnt f*ckin matter because pineapple doesnt belongin existence.

milk and milk substitutes

milk

i buy whole milk a whole lot

chocolate soy milk

doesnt taste like chocomi but it sure is good

almond milk

i might as well put water in my cereal if this is my only option. waste of money

heavy whipping cream

now we're talking. i pour a little bit in my black tea and rooibos for a good time

half n half

offers no advantage over heavy cream other than price

zoi greek yogurt (traditional plain)

best greek yogurt ive found so far. i love the texture